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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

I know better but...

So I have had two run-ins with hood (urban) black males in Atlanta. I usually don't even bother but I know a lot of guys that act like they are standing on the block all day or hustling in the streets but in reality they went to college, have jobs, take care of their parents and siblings, and would rather play Xbox than think about taking an illegal substance.

These men are rare. They will scare you with their hood-like activities. They drive drunk. They hang with real OG's and they will cuss until the ends of the Earth. The two I have encounter have both been sweeties but after a while I realize it's not my thing. I cannot listen to Gucci and Boosie. I don't know if you are quoting lines from a song by them or disrespecting me. They always have a million people hitting them up. They are usually the only person in their circle who is reliable. They still find time to hit you up all the time. They seemingly never have to work. They are enigmas.

Sometimes I can hang with a hood man for a minute but then when it comes to intimate encounters is usually when I am running for the door. Worst kissers ever. Activities tend to be short-lived and rough. Well rough to me. If you like rough then this is for you! I think that I usually feel so disconnected from them because to them and in their crew it's about how many women you are with, it's not about the specific girl. They take no time to figure out what you like. It's like a checklist of things they heard you should do. I would like to sneak this in that I saw the most beautiful penis I ever saw in my life yesterday, the sad thing is I knew he had no idea what to do with it. He is the first man I've ever seen pull out a magnum who actually needed it.

I'll be dating better in 2011.

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