if u knew me you would understand!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Give Folks A Little Power...

I cam back to school this semester and like every semester up til now something changes in the library. This year they decided to get turnstiles. They made us all get new cards so they could be swipe-accessed. Before they turned them on in mid October they wanted us to practice using them. I told them NO! I can figure it out why am I wasting my time. Fake Swiping my card. What the hell? They didn't like it. But if you just run through real fast what are they gonna do. So they finally turn them on. The first time I did it I guess I swiped too fast. Security was all "uh you have to swipe slow." now looky here. Never do you swipe slow with any card anywhere. at the checkout line you must swipe fast and forceful.

Anyway I go in the library a few more time showing them my card and swiping sloooowww. So this morning I decide to hell with showing them the card. Security like always was chatting and laughing it up at their hourly wage positions. They told me I had to show them and then swipe! I hate them so much. It's so unnecessary. I cant wait til I get outta here. And yes I felt impassioned enough to blog about this.

Good Grief!

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

List!

Don't do any of these things to me. I will be pissed

1. call/text me 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 am in the morning because you keep trying to smash. sir. its not happening. go away. If I liked you I would tell you.

2. Use my plate and leave it in your room for days on end. I have a set I'd like to keep together. My plates are pretty. I know. Use the mis-matched house plates!

3. Sit next to me on the bus and figdet and nudge me. Do all your makeup a la casa. just sit still. This is not about kids its about grown ass women. And when we get to five points please get up promptly.

4. Play hood music from your phone. I girl on the bus played that "make it rain trick" song , produced by my buddy on the bus on her low quality cell phone for 10 minutes. It was like a 30 sec sample. LOL

5. mother nature, if you see my hair is fly as all get out. why would you turn the humidity up to a level 10 and then make it drizzle.

sigh.

For Lauren. Nobody else reads this but her.

I will try to attempt to write about whats been going on since the school year started. It has been utter foolishness but you already knew this. Most of it happens outside of school but you know how the kids in the AUC are. SMH. recently I've been going thru the "its the teachers fault in failing" thing with my MMA counterparts. I have all A's and I earned then. The scantron didn't mess up for me, you fucked up and you wanna blame the prof with 200+ students. Get outta here. They really get on my nerves 95% of them and I hope that I never have to deal with them anymore after graduation. I never wanted to say that. I thought I would make lasting business relationships with these people but they suck. I can usually see the good in most but they are just selfish and continually looking for an easy way out.

Lots of people annoy me outside of school. The Homeless. I cant feed myself and you too. Why must you sleep horizontal on the sidewalk. That is for my walking, not your resting. Stop eating out of trashcans in front of me. I understand but its disgusting. seeing you sip out of somebodys mcdonalds sweet tea cup is enough to make me swoon. And if you know you stink stay away from me and stay out of the direction of the wind. I am sad often over most of your situations especially one lady in particular that the bus rides past everyday. She lives on the bus stop bench with all her stuff in a shopping cart. She has no regard for decency anymore. She will change clothes and do other private activities out on Moreland Ave. I can't help myself, cant help you and if I did I would not donate to you but to a credible org. sorry

My roommates. They really arent that bad. They have weird hours. Up at 5am coming in loud at 3am with a full clique of ppl. They eat trash. I know I had a run in with banquet dinners but never like this. And the hot dogs never stop being bought. And you already know that they leave their broken relaxed ends everywhere and there weave hair all over the place. I have yet to have to embarrass anyone with their trifiling ness but I was close this last wknd. Don't leave stuff in the bathroom you don't want anybody to find, that is all.