List!

Don't do any of these things to me. I will be pissed

1. call/text me 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 am in the morning because you keep trying to smash. sir. its not happening. go away. If I liked you I would tell you.

2. Use my plate and leave it in your room for days on end. I have a set I'd like to keep together. My plates are pretty. I know. Use the mis-matched house plates!

3. Sit next to me on the bus and figdet and nudge me. Do all your makeup a la casa. just sit still. This is not about kids its about grown ass women. And when we get to five points please get up promptly.

4. Play hood music from your phone. I girl on the bus played that "make it rain trick" song , produced by my buddy on the bus on her low quality cell phone for 10 minutes. It was like a 30 sec sample. LOL

5. mother nature, if you see my hair is fly as all get out. why would you turn the humidity up to a level 10 and then make it drizzle.

sigh.