I Just Called to say " is it cold up thurr???"

So i called my mama jus now and this lady tries to give me a lecture! I dont have a mailbox key , due to no fault of my own but due to the fact that the hall director doesnt seem to like me at all. she talking bout my fathers mother said she sent me something I im like to what address cuz as far as im concerned i dont have one and my mama didnt give her one. maybe she put Name clark altanta university atlanta ga and slapped and 42 cent stamp on it! Stamps high as hell I dont wanna seen nuthin' Ill text you shoot! Anyway and she talkn bout she need to send me my new car insurance card b/c i might get pulled over. Hello woman i been driving since i was 15 and ive never been pulled over!!! and i was in a traffic stop once and the minute he looked at me he was like i dont even need to look at her ish she got it together. So now imma go get a po box cuz a nigga needs new printer ink and mine was from circuit city exclusively and they finna go outta business. darn rva companies we cant keep nothin in town! well atleast i can buy me some new dunks and they wont get stolen at the cau mailroom!