I finally know what to expect!

Last year I left for school without knowing what to expect. And I experienced slight to no homesickness and high levels of black people aggression syndrome (this is when a black person no longer wishes to claim other black folk because they always actin' a fool). This year , my sophomore year, will be different for many reasons:
1. I will not be surprised by the amount of people you bring to help you move in. Auntie'nem and her kids and the grandbaby do all not need to come. If need be you can sent them pictures.
2. I will not be surprised by the lack of clothes the freshman girls will wear. If you feel comfortable letting your butt cheek rest on any old seat then that's your prerogative.
3. I will not be surprised by the bookstore. It should be called the book room. It's so little and that would be the reason they run out of books every semester. I am prepared to stand in lines early so I can get my essentials and maybe a free coupon at the register( they go quick ya'll). I am also prepared to have to transfer money from my savings acct. to cover the cost of a book and a half.
4. I will not be surprised by the caf. (Enough said)
5. I will not be surprised by party flyers. I believe all of the promoters from last year already know I do not party during the school year, so I hope they told this year's new flyer handeroutters. Do not accost me, I may just rip it up in front of your face. I'm dangerous!!!
6. I will not be surprised by the non-student car riderbyers. You will not yell at me or I will act like I'm reaching for my .22 do no play with me. Nor will I be surprised by the unneeded lyrics of your music. I've heard it all before. We all have volume controls in our car just because we don't use them like that doesn't mean we can't.

I know what to expect...I think!